PCs with Kano

[lionson]

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Week 1, Monday

[lionson]

[Shiro is in the kitchen, waiting for some oatmeal to cook in the microwave. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, he's eating oatmeal.

He suspects nothing. Come at him, Kano.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano fills a condom with two liters of water and chucks it at the back of Shiro's head. ]

[lionson]

[KANO DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WATER WOOL ABSORBS???

Which is to say, Shiro is getting absolutely drenched, and he's very uncomfortable now. And he definitely screamed when he got hit by that condom-water-balloon.]

[suddenlybees]

[ HE KNOWS AND IT WAS ON PURPOSE

However pissed off and vindictive he is, that doesn't stop him from bursting into laughter, missing his chance to flee for his life because he's too busy doubled over and not being able to breathe because his stomach hurts too much. ]

[lionson]

[Good because all bets are off the table. He is absolutely going to dive for Kano, aiming to either grab him or tackle him.]

[suddenlybees]

[ The old man moves surprisingly quick— nothing like when his own dad used to play superheroes and villains with them- and Kano's taken by surprise enough that he fails to escape, getting grabbed and subsequently tackled and pinned to the ground under Shiro's weight. ]

Ack— Gross! Stop! You can't kill me- you still need me!

[lionson]

I ain't gonna kill you.

[What he will do, though, is try to scoop Kano up and carry him like a sack of potatoes.]

Now, where was that river...

[suddenlybees]

Drowning is killing!!!

[ STOP

Kano is very easy to pick up, with how light he is and how he doesn't struggle like his words would suggest. ]

[lionson]

I'm not gonna drown you, kid. I'm just gonna dump you in the river. You can swim, yeah? You'll be fine.

Week 1, post-trial

[lionson]

[Sorry Kano, he's coming for u. Kano might be locked up, but he's about to have a visitor.]

Knock knock! Please excuse the interruption.

[suddenlybees]

[ They're in the lounge! Kano's in some corner sitting on the ground in front of a couch, and there's an invisible barrier set up around him that he'd be surprised if Shiro actually knocked on.

All things considered, though, this reaction is much easier to react to than all the others. ]

Come in, come in, make yourself at home~

[lionson]

Don't mind if I-

[He is absolutely crashing into that barrier.

Give him a moment, his face hurts.]

[suddenlybees]

[ That surprises a laugh out of him, even if in the same motion he's leaning forward towards the barrier as if to see if Shiro's nose is bleeding or anything, yikes ]

[lionson]

[No bleeding! His nose is a little red though, and he's rubbing at it.]

I'm getting really tired of these barriers.

[suddenlybees]

Haha...

[ He sits back again, once he's sure Shiro isn't dying. ]

You're telling me. I'm the one who's stuck in here. No privacy at all. I don't even get a pod?

[lionson]

[Sorry, he's not the Chapter 1 death this time around. That's Kano's job.]

I'd offer to leave to give you privacy, but I'm sure someone else would just come in here and bug you.

[suddenlybees]

[ How did chapter 1 end like this......... ]

What, and you being here will keep 'em away? You're not that bad.

Week 4, Monday

[lionson]

[HEY KANO LET'S MEMSHARE

Which means Shiro is inspecting one of the floating orbs. He hasn't touched it yet, but he's frowning as he looks at it.]

These things look like they'll cause trouble.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano does not trust weird floaty things at all, no thank you, he keeps his hands to himself and shoved as deep into his pockets as he can without ripping his hoodie and lingers a bit behind Shiro. ]

Eh... Shouldn't we, like, get rid of it somehow? Butterfly net? Holy water?

[lionson]

I don't have any holy water on hand. Do you have a butterfly net?

[He is not opposed to trying to safely get rid of it, if it's dangerous.]

[suddenlybees]

Hm... I have a butterfly... blender.

[ A normal kitchen blender. They can catch this thing inside and chop it up. ]

[lionson]

So you want to put this thing in a blender to capture it? And then do what to it?

[WILL IT BLEND?]

[suddenlybees]

Sprinkle a little salt and pepper on it and give it a whirl?

[ THEY WON'T KNOW UNTIL THEY BLEND IT ]

[lionson]

You make it sound like we're going to have a snack.

[But as they're talking about it, Shiro touches the orb. And when he touches it, a short scene plays. And Shiro looks genuinely surprised to see it.]

[suddenlybees]

[ "THAT HANDSOME GUY"............... ]

Eh? Huh. What's this, instead of feeling things, we're sharing dreams?

[ A fantasy, clearly, of Shiro wishing he were young and cool and dashing again ]